Jul 10, 2012

Those Walk Among Us - Part 2


When the Fail is so strong, one Facepalm is not enough.
And here goes your part 2

"Pizza"

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook Asked him if he would like it cut Into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time Then said 'Just cut it  into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry Enough  to eat 6 pieces.

They walk among us!


"Dumb as a box of Rocks"

A  noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me,  Doctor" she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier", he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..

"What sort of question?" asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, "Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about  history"

They walk among us!


"Traffic Camera"
                                                       
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace...

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..

Sadly, they walk among us!


No comments:

Post a Comment